"Steve Smith the new Dark One"

At the beginning of the show:

Scenes from "Survival of the CIA" show as the narrator says, "Previously on American Dad!" Bullock says, "Good god Smith it's missing!" Steve says, "What is it?" Stan says, "The Dark One!" Steve says, "I thought it was just a miff!" Stan says, "We had it locked up a mysterious hat but those bandits must've stolen it!" Scene where Hayley is surrounded by the Dark One and Stan says, "The only way to save her is to use that dagger and tethered the darkness ourselves!" Francine says, "Steve?" Stan says, "What are you doing?" Steve picked up the dagger and stabbed the Dark One disappeared leaving the dagger behind as they go into the theme song!

After the theme song:

Someone in a mysterious outfit and his friends drove to the mysterious ruins of Camelot! They were revealed as Steven, Matthew and Josh as Matthew says, "How much longer Steven?" Steven says, "Don't worry we're almost there men!" Steven, Matthew and Josh go on foot to find what they're looking for and they found it the sword of Excalibur but before they can get near it a mysterious voice says, "Wait!" He was then revealed as Steven's step-father Scott as Steven says, "Scott do not even dare that sword does not belong to you!" Scott says, "Oh I'm afraid it does that sword is going to help me get outta this town with your mother and brother and the cops off my back!" Scott tries to pull out the sword but instead he was turned to dust. Matthew says, "I suppose it's your turn!" Steven says, "Uh I suppose it is!" Steven steps up and walks right up to Excalibur as he slowly tries to pull it out and he succeeds only for his crew to find that it's not complete! Josh says, "Where's the rest of it?" Steven says, "It's with the CIA!" Matthew says, "Steven would care to tell us what's going on?" Steven says, "All will be revealed in due time men right now we have to find the Promethean flame fast!" They walked out and Steven secretly said, "Let's just hope that no one has awoken the Dark One before my mission's complete!" Head to commercial

After the First Break:

Steve woke up in the middle of a forest and said, "Ah man what a freaky dream I had wait maybe that wasn't a dream!" Flashback to when Steve used the dagger and stab the Dark One only to get caught in it's web and scream and buried in darkness! He disappeared, flashback was over and said, "Oh yeah that wasn't a dream!" A mysterious voice said, "No but you wish it was!" Steve says, "Who's there?" Steve looks behind him and sees Rumplestillskin as he says, "Hi!" Steve says, "No way you're dead!" Rumple says, "Relax kid I'm not really him!" Steve says, "Then what are you?" Rumple says, "I suppose your daddy never told you!" Steve says, "Tell me what?" Rumple says, "The Dark One's powers inside you inside every Dark One you see Rumplestillskin is only one of Dark Ones over the years!" Steve says, "So you're like an imaginary voice in my head?" Rumple says, "Not just me all the Dark Ones are inside you now are you ready to begin?!" Steve says, "Begin what?" Rumple says, "Why your training of course think of me as your tour guide but only till you embrace your powers." Steve says, "I'll never embrace the darkness!" Rumple says, "Ah that's what they all say but in the end every Dark One enjoys the taste too much and gives into it!" Steve says, "Oh yeah try me!" Steve walks through Rumple and walks away!

Meanwhile back at the Smith house:

Francine says, "So let me get this straight the CIA sealed the Dark One for about a few generations and the punks who attacked our son stole it let it loose and if Steve didn't absorb we were gonna lose Hayley?" Stan says, "Yeah all up to speed!" Francine says, "Oh my god!" Francine cried and Hayley said, "There there it's gonna be okay mom!" Roger says, "Yeah you would've cried either way Hayley was about to get swallowed by that thing Steve saved her life!" Stan says, "But at a terrible cost of his own life!" Francine says, "Well maybe he's still my little Stevie!" Stan says, "God I hope so he didn't get taken by bandits he got sucked up by the vortex of all evil!" Klaus says, "Okay so now what do you we do?" Jeff says, "Well why don't we summon him to find out!" Hayley says, "Jeff's right I mean we have the Dagger we can just poof Steve back to us!" Francine says, "Well let's do it!" Francine picked up the Dark One's dagger and said, "Dark One with this Dagger I command thee return to this house!" Roger says, "Huh why didn't it work?" Francine got furious and said, "Steve come home!" Stan says, "Francine put that thing down before you hurt yourself!" Francine says, "You said this thing can summon the Dark One from any corner of the globe!" Stan says, "Well there's our answer the Dark Ones get summoned to their well which has a bounty line the dagger can't get near!"

Meanwhile in the Ruins of Camelot:

Steven and his friends were enjoying their ride to find the Promethean Flame when suddenly he stopped the car! Josh says, "Steven what the hell?" Steven opened the door and headed deep into the forest and his friends tried to stop him they saw the Dark One's vault! Matthew says, "Steven is this.." Steven says, "Yeah the Dark One's vault and from the looks of things it's just been opened this can only mean one thing the Dark One has found it's new host!" Matthew and Josh gasped as Steven looks so serious! Heading to second commercial break

After the Second Break:

Matthew says, "The Dark One is here!" Steven says, "I'm afraid so!" Josh says, "How could that be possible?" Steven says, "I don't know how but the CIA must've lost it or accidently released it we have to find it now before it finds us!" Steven, Matthew and Josh head back into the car and Matthew said, "Where are we going?" Steven says, "Looks like we're going to the CIA!" Steven stepped on it and all of a sudden Steve who was starving saw a jeep passing by and said, "Hey over here!" Steve accidentally released his powers and Steven and his men went after him! Steve runs for it as Rumple shows up and says, "What are you waiting for? Kill them!" Steve says, "No I won't listen to you!" Matthew threw a knock out gas and knocked Steve out! Steven stopped the jeep and said, "We got him!" Steven, Matthew and Josh went up and saw Steve unconscious and Steven said, "Wait a minute!" Steven flashback to his time in the Smith house holding hands with Hayley and Steve crying and said, "I don't believe it!" Matthew says, "What is it?" Steven lifted up Steve and said, "Come on help me get him into the car!" Steven carried the top, Matthew carried the bottom and Josh tied him up! Steven steps on it as the credits roll Matthew says, "Steven where are we going?" Steven says, "Matthew called Deputy Director Bullock and tell him that I wanna speak with Agent Stan Smith tell him we have his son!" The credits ended and the narrator says, "To Be Continued.."