"Survival of the CIA"

At the beginning of the show:

Steve was off to school when a random group of street punks attacked him! He tries to run for it but in the street punks ambush him and took everything he had except for his clothes. Francine received a phone call from Principal Lewis and she said, "Oh my god!" Stan says, "What's going on?" Francine says, "Steve just got attacked at school today!" Stan says, "So he's weak so what?" Stan drinks his coffee and Francine says, "You don't understand he was attacked by street punks!" Stan spitted his coffee and said, "What?" Stan collapsed and coffee spilled all over him and he screamed in pain! Head to the theme song

After the theme song:

Stan and Francine showed up at the hospital with Francine worried about Steve saying, "Oh Stevie are you okay?" Francine hug Steve too hard and says, "Ouch watch it!" Stan says, "Steve you gotta stop being beaten up by these people you have to toughen up!" Francine says, "But Stan violence isn't the answer!" Stan says, "It will once I enroll him into the CIA Boot Camp!" Steve says, "What's that?" Stan says, "Oh it's simple Steve it's a three-day course where they test your mental, physical and shooting abilities anyone who passes ends up becoming a whole new man but the ones who are still wimps well.." Stan shows a picture of a wimp getting shot by Bullock. Francine says, "Absolutely not Stan you are not putting Steve in some CIA boot camp!" Stan says, "See that's why he's weak because you keep babying him but Steve follow me and you'll be a new man!" Francine says, "I mean.." Steve says, "No mom I'm doing it!" Francine says, "But Steve.." Steve says, "No buts I'm done being pushed around all the time after what happened out there today it's personal!" Steve feels determined and says, "Off to the CIA!" Steve skips outta his room and lands on an old lady and says, "Sorry!" Stan says, "Ah yes!" Francine grabs Stan's balls and says, "Listen if my Stevie gets killed out there you and I are through got it!" Stan looks nervous and says, "Got it!" Francine knocked him out, took Stan's money and ran off! Off to the first break

After the First Break:

Hayley and Jeff woke up after a long day of sex and Hayley heads to the bathroom to freshen up and screams! Jeff says, "Uh hey babe what's going on?" Jeff screamed and Roger came in and said, "What is going on? Holy sweet mother of grams!" Hayley says, "I'm pregnant!" Roger says, "Oh my god!" Jeff says, "Hayley we're gonna be parents yes!" Hayley says, "Jeff how could you be happy how do you this thing is ours?" Roger says, "She's right we're gonna have to get a DNA test confirm before you start thinking baby names! Maybe baby!" Jeff says, "All right let's go!" Hayley says, "But we'll get a doctor in time!" Hayley in pain and Jeff says, "Are you okay?" Hayley says, "Yeah I suppose so!" Roger says, "You're in luck I know just the person!" They later showed up in Roger's attic as he's wearing a doctor's outfit and Hayley says, "Oh we're so (Bleep)!" Jeff says, "Hayley not in front of the baby!" Hayley says, "It's not even born yet!"

Later at the CIA:

Stan and Steve walk right into the CIA as Stan tells Steve everything he needs to know before he begins his training from the physical workouts to shooting with their guns and says, "So Steve you ready for this?" Steve says, "Yeah I am!" Stan says, "Good because your training begins now!" (Son of Man) is playing as Steve studies hard and his physical training started he can hardly due a push-up and could barely lift a bar! Stan looks disappointed but Steve got back up and started training in the house seeing how determined he is! The next day Steve did 100 push-ups and lifted 5x his own strength and Stan says, "Wow he's mastered all the techniques within just 2 days!" The song ended right in the middle!

Back at the House:

Roger comes back with the test results and says, "Yep there's no doubt this is definitely both yours and Jeff's baby Hayley! Jeff cheered as Hayley says, "But how I don't remember anything!" Jeff says, "You know now that you mention it I don't either!" Roger says, "Oh probably because you both were super drunk at my party last night!" Hayley says, "That would explain why we don't remember much!" Jeff says, "But how did we make a baby even though we're drunk!" Roger says, "Oh probably because you snapped outta of it while you ere doing Hayley, Jeff!" Hayley cried and held Jeff's hand and says, "Jeff do you realize what this means?" Jeff cried and said, "I know baby I know!" Roger says, "Ah looks like my work here is done!" Roger disappeared and Jeff said, "Where he go?" Hayley says, "Who cares!"

Back at the CIA:

Stan says, "Steve congratulations you're now tough enough to handle yourself!" Steve says, "Yeah I'm ready to beat up those street punks who attacked me!" Stan says, "Oh no no Steve your new strength must be use probably never for vengeance!" Steve says, "Yes sir!" Bullock says, "Good god the lab was robbed!" Stan says, "Sir what's going on?" Bullock says, "Smith it's missing!" Stan gasped and Steve says, "What is it?" Stan says, "Only the most dangerous thing in the world Dramatic music came on when Stan says, The Dark One!" Steve says, "Say what?" Dramatic Music kept on playing and Bullock said, "Yeah I should probably stop now!" Cut to break number 2

After the second break:

Steve says, "The Dark One I thought it was just a miff!" Stan says, "That's what they wanted us to believe it all started back when Merlin the most powerful sorcerer in the world created Excalibur.." Steve says, "The most powerful sword in the world?" Stan says, "Would you let me finish?" Steve says, "Yes sir!" Stan says, "Anyways after the sword was created an evil man showed up the claim it that is until one woman drank from the Holy Grail and killed the son of a bitch and thus the Dark One was born!" Steve says, "So who was this Dark One!" Stan says, "Her name is Nimue!" Steve says, "So the Lady of the Lake is also the first Dark One!" Stan says, "I know I said that exact same thing myself! Anyways the CIA was able to seal the Dark One away after we confined it into a mysterious hat which those bandits stole but luckily for us we have the dagger but if the Dark One ever found a host again the CIA would be shut down for the Dark One's revival!" Steve gasped and said, "Goodness!" Stan says, "Come on we have to find it!"

Outside the CIA:

Stan and Steve head outta the CIA and found themselves surrounded by dark clouds! Steve says, "Dad does this mean?" Stan says, "Only one way to find out!" Stan and Steve found the street punks that attacked him the other day and saw the Dark One feasting on their leader. Steve says, "Oh my god!" Stan says, "Steve shoot it!" Steve shoots the flare gun and the Dark One fled and Steve says, "Now as much as I wanna pay you back I have some business to attend to clear!" The street punks bow down to Steve and said, "Clear!" Stan and Steve head to the house and Francine says, "Stan what's going on what's with this weather storm?" Stan says, "I can explain!" Hayley screamed and Stan and Francine screamed Hayley's name! They went into her room and saw Hayley being surrounded by darkness and Francine says, "What's happening to Hayley?" Stan says, "It's the Dark One it's trying to take over her!" Francine says, "Oh no it isn't!" Francine got pushed back when she tried to save Hayley and Stan says, "That won't work the only way is to use that dagger and tethered the darkness inside of someone!" Steve walks up and Francine says, "Steve?" Stan says, "What are you doing?" Steve says, "You wanted me to act like a man well this is acting like a man I love you all!" Steve grabbed the dagger and stabbed the Dark One and Stan says, "Steve no!" Roll to Credits: Hayley was free but Steve was being swallowed as he screamed in horror the darkness engulfed him and took him away! He disappeared but the dagger was left behind on the floor of Hayley's room as Steve's name was carved on it! Credits ends and the sign says, "To Be Continued!"